This reminds me of a similar event that happened to me in my childhood. I was in my physics class, it must have been mid-1940's, when suddenly a student's pocket telegraph began to ring. It was playing "When You Wish upon a Star," that new tune by Cliff Edwards.
Anyways, my professor immediately grabbed the offending student by the collar of his shirt and flung him overhand straight into the sun. "Let's see it grant your wishes now," he said, as he returned to his writings on the board. He proudly wrote a 2, completing the equation he'd started: E=mc2
Suddenly, the bell rang, and I was off to lunch. I'll always remember looking up at the midday sun, seeing that trail of displaced air and a hole in the clouds aiming directly at our solar grandfather, ever-watching and mysterious. Remembering back, I could swear I saw a small plink as he arrived, smashing into its fiery surface.
Oh wow, this reminds me of an event from my early childhood which probably shaped my character how it is today.
Back in 24 AD, I must've been like 5 or 6. I was playing with the goats that would wander around the village. There was this dude, he was probably a hippy, long hair, long beard, very down to earth, one of the nicest guys you'd ever see. There were some weird rumors about his birthday but whatever. He came up to me one day, and was like: "Hey kid, wanna see a trick?". Being a child I loved tricks, and I knew that I could trust him, we played together a few times already. So he takes to a small sand hill and draws a triangle on it. He expanded the triangle by drawing squares to each of the sides. In the end there was a triangle with 3 connected square caverns on each side on side of a hill. He asked me what would happen if he filled the smaller squares with water. "They would flow down to the big square", I said. "Yeah but is there anything special about that?". I thought for a moment, but couldn't come up with anything. "Maybe it'll overflow?". I wondered where he was going with such a question.
He proceeded to fill the squares with water. As I predicted the water started to flow down to the bigger square. But something curious happened. The bigger square didn't fill up with water. It was red wine instead! "How'd you do that?", I asked, as polite as a excited child could be. "People in the future are going to call that the "Pythagorean theorem", and you are going to discover it Pythagoras."
[Intro: Blackbear]
Bout to buy my new truck off this one
[Chorus: Blackbear]
Bend over, shake your ass
Shake your ass, show your titties, girl
Shake your ass, show your titties
Shake your ass, show your titties, girl
Shake your ass, show your titties
Shake your ass, show your titties
Girl you love this shit, don't lie
Girl you love this shit, don't lie
Baby don't talk about it, just be about it
Shake that ass, show them titties, girl
Shake that
[Post-Chorus: Blackbear]
Like eenie, meenie, miney, mo
Pick 'em out like eenie, meenie, miney, mo
Pick 'em out like eenie, meenie, miney, mo
Shake the ass, show the titties
Shake the ass
Now if you want a real story, I have a bright memory from my childhood, I was at a party of sorts, it was just like modern parties, but held at a local town square, and the fashion back there was pretty weird, there were lots of people in some strange robes and cross neckalces. What was weirder, however, that all those сunts were old, like, really old, probably in their sixties at least.
The center of attention was a giant stake, and to this stake they tied some young man with nerd moustache and greasy hair. I still wonder how did he get so popular with an appearance like that, but all the chicks looked at them in anticipation. The oldest сunt in a robe(probably their boss) said something about the nerd betraying him and his god and that Earth is in fact the center of the universe(lol? I guess they didn't know that Sun is the center of the universe back then?). Then he started rapping, except there was no beat and the language was weird - I think thats was russian, or maybe spanish, I don't know, I'm bad at linguistics and only know one language, american. When he finished, some guys lit the stake. I thought the guy was gonna die, but all of a sudden gangsta rap started playing from some unknown source and very low-res pair of glasses started descending on the nerd from the sky. When they landed on his face, a tiny pair of rockets ejected from the glasses' sides and propelled him into orbit, where he probably died from lack of outer pressure and air.
Troll is not very good because 10% chance. Though you can do that quest with Slardar (I heard his stun counts, not sure) or Monkey King (his Q definitely does count) or you can buy MKB.
About
“I Like Trains” is a catchphrase that originated from the asdfmovies. It’s commonly associated with the I like Trains Kid,[1] a character from the series that blankly says “I like trains” shortly before he or another person gets hit by one.
Origin
This meme originated from a skit in asdfmovie2. The video was created by Tom “Ska” Ridgewell (TomSka), and uploaded to YouTube on January 1st, 2010. TomSka included I Like Trains in his next iteration, asdfmovie3, which was uploaded on December 30st, 2010, almost exactly a year later. Though absent from asdfmovie4, TomSka would later create an “I Like Trains” music video.
TomSka’s Response
The popularity of the videos didn’t go unnoticed to TomSka himself. On September 23rd, 2011, TomSka uploaded a music video. It featured the song “I Like Trains”, which was based on the similar catchphrase. The song was written by Todd Bryanton (LilDeuceDeuce)[2] and animated by Joshua Palmer (Zeurel)[3].
Features
The “I Like Trains” kid can be seen at 0:14, 0:53, and 1:21 in asdfmovie2:
He also makes an appearance at 1:17 in asdfmovie3:
Spread
Although the catchphrase is popular it still remains a Sub-meme for asdfmovies.
Variations
Many YouTubers have created their own takes on I Like Trains. Here are just a few:
Gmod Version:
Sparta Remix:
Google Insights
External Links
[1] Asdfmovie Wiki – I like Trains Kid
[2] Youtube – LilDeuceDeuce’s Channel
[3] Youtube – Zeurel’s Channel
As an American, I find it offensive that you make fun of our weight for no reason whatsoever. We are smart people and please stop making fun of our weight. One more Insult and ill call 2 guys to help me get me up from my chair and then you will see what a patriotic American can do
i'm not even mad
When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Let it be
how do i stop tunnel visioning as a core
Open your eyes
What's with the sudden switch to core tho
This reminds me of a similar event that happened to me in my childhood. I was in my physics class, it must have been mid-1940's, when suddenly a student's pocket telegraph began to ring. It was playing "When You Wish upon a Star," that new tune by Cliff Edwards.
Anyways, my professor immediately grabbed the offending student by the collar of his shirt and flung him overhand straight into the sun. "Let's see it grant your wishes now," he said, as he returned to his writings on the board. He proudly wrote a 2, completing the equation he'd started: E=mc2
Suddenly, the bell rang, and I was off to lunch. I'll always remember looking up at the midday sun, seeing that trail of displaced air and a hole in the clouds aiming directly at our solar grandfather, ever-watching and mysterious. Remembering back, I could swear I saw a small plink as he arrived, smashing into its fiery surface.
But maybe I'm just imagining things.
Oh wow, this reminds me of an event from my early childhood which probably shaped my character how it is today.
Back in 24 AD, I must've been like 5 or 6. I was playing with the goats that would wander around the village. There was this dude, he was probably a hippy, long hair, long beard, very down to earth, one of the nicest guys you'd ever see. There were some weird rumors about his birthday but whatever. He came up to me one day, and was like: "Hey kid, wanna see a trick?". Being a child I loved tricks, and I knew that I could trust him, we played together a few times already. So he takes to a small sand hill and draws a triangle on it. He expanded the triangle by drawing squares to each of the sides. In the end there was a triangle with 3 connected square caverns on each side on side of a hill. He asked me what would happen if he filled the smaller squares with water. "They would flow down to the big square", I said. "Yeah but is there anything special about that?". I thought for a moment, but couldn't come up with anything. "Maybe it'll overflow?". I wondered where he was going with such a question.
He proceeded to fill the squares with water. As I predicted the water started to flow down to the bigger square. But something curious happened. The bigger square didn't fill up with water. It was red wine instead! "How'd you do that?", I asked, as polite as a excited child could be. "People in the future are going to call that the "Pythagorean theorem", and you are going to discover it Pythagoras."
can't think of a punchline so I'll let it as it is right now
[Intro: Blackbear]
Bout to buy my new truck off this one
[Chorus: Blackbear]
Bend over, shake your ass
Shake your ass, show your titties, girl
Shake your ass, show your titties
Shake your ass, show your titties, girl
Shake your ass, show your titties
Shake your ass, show your titties
Girl you love this shit, don't lie
Girl you love this shit, don't lie
Baby don't talk about it, just be about it
Shake that ass, show them titties, girl
Shake that
i didint come here to learn geometry or physics pls
i want to see lame memes and weeabo stuff
I wonder for how long I could go on writing about bullshit like that, I think after like 1500 words I'd run out of air.
[Post-Chorus: Blackbear]
Like eenie, meenie, miney, mo
Pick 'em out like eenie, meenie, miney, mo
Pick 'em out like eenie, meenie, miney, mo
Shake the ass, show the titties
Shake the ass
i mean the songs so bad holy shit
i thought troll is an ideal hero for bash quest but it's actually awful
i call bullshit on ur story
Now if you want a real story, I have a bright memory from my childhood, I was at a party of sorts, it was just like modern parties, but held at a local town square, and the fashion back there was pretty weird, there were lots of people in some strange robes and cross neckalces. What was weirder, however, that all those сunts were old, like, really old, probably in their sixties at least.
The center of attention was a giant stake, and to this stake they tied some young man with nerd moustache and greasy hair. I still wonder how did he get so popular with an appearance like that, but all the chicks looked at them in anticipation. The oldest сunt in a robe(probably their boss) said something about the nerd betraying him and his god and that Earth is in fact the center of the universe(lol? I guess they didn't know that Sun is the center of the universe back then?). Then he started rapping, except there was no beat and the language was weird - I think thats was russian, or maybe spanish, I don't know, I'm bad at linguistics and only know one language, american. When he finished, some guys lit the stake. I thought the guy was gonna die, but all of a sudden gangsta rap started playing from some unknown source and very low-res pair of glasses started descending on the nerd from the sky. When they landed on his face, a tiny pair of rockets ejected from the glasses' sides and propelled him into orbit, where he probably died from lack of outer pressure and air.
The nerd's name? Albert Einstein.
man it ended up so bad why did i biother
whys luna so attractive
i recommend watching EG vs CG
EG is just all out yoloing, sumail zeus mid actually legit KS-ing and casters are loosing their shit
Troll is not very good because 10% chance. Though you can do that quest with Slardar (I heard his stun counts, not sure) or Monkey King (his Q definitely does count) or you can buy MKB.
warrior woman
sadistic/dominating
bodysuit/boots
perfect build
purple eyes
freckles
silver hair
accent
if majority of this is ur thing/turn on then ure gonna find her attractive
Man enough with these legit stories I came here for memes
finding dota 2 characters attractive GIGALUL
not finding dota 2 characters attractive OMEGALUL
man treant protector is so hot check his build omg
i think bloodseeker got overbuffed to the point where hes just straight broken just because noone picks him in prodota
i didnt even miss that many cs as usual.
this hero doesnt do anything with vlads
The hero doesn't do anything*
Vlad is just the least dogshit choice on him
Necro outleveled by omni 🤔
mikasa cannt rape this blood?
i like how pa with deso dominator twoshots 5slotted wk without giving a care about turned on blademail
I like how that's a total lie.
I like anime
gay
i like trains!
(sry)
About
“I Like Trains” is a catchphrase that originated from the asdfmovies. It’s commonly associated with the I like Trains Kid,[1] a character from the series that blankly says “I like trains” shortly before he or another person gets hit by one.
Origin
This meme originated from a skit in asdfmovie2. The video was created by Tom “Ska” Ridgewell (TomSka), and uploaded to YouTube on January 1st, 2010. TomSka included I Like Trains in his next iteration, asdfmovie3, which was uploaded on December 30st, 2010, almost exactly a year later. Though absent from asdfmovie4, TomSka would later create an “I Like Trains” music video.
TomSka’s Response
The popularity of the videos didn’t go unnoticed to TomSka himself. On September 23rd, 2011, TomSka uploaded a music video. It featured the song “I Like Trains”, which was based on the similar catchphrase. The song was written by Todd Bryanton (LilDeuceDeuce)[2] and animated by Joshua Palmer (Zeurel)[3].
Features
The “I Like Trains” kid can be seen at 0:14, 0:53, and 1:21 in asdfmovie2:
He also makes an appearance at 1:17 in asdfmovie3:
Spread
Although the catchphrase is popular it still remains a Sub-meme for asdfmovies.
Variations
Many YouTubers have created their own takes on I Like Trains. Here are just a few:
Gmod Version:
Sparta Remix:
Google Insights
External Links
[1] Asdfmovie Wiki – I like Trains Kid
[2] Youtube – LilDeuceDeuce’s Channel
[3] Youtube – Zeurel’s Channel
u didnt know about this?
oh right i forgot u were like five yo in 2010
“I like trains” shortly before he or another person gets hit by one.
do u want to get hit by a train or is it ywn? or neitehr
i just contineud the i like x line in this thread and deliberatwely used a very old meme thats all theres to it
the meme is autistic
As an American, I find it offensive that you make fun of our weight for no reason whatsoever. We are smart people and please stop making fun of our weight. One more Insult and ill call 2 guys to help me get me up from my chair and then you will see what a patriotic American can do
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