General DiscussionTips for making a smurf

Git Gud like me .

Try to make an account with a pro player name. Sometimes they think you are pro so they give you higher starting mmr.

Max calibration is supposed to be at 3500k and if ure so pro just play with this acc changing accs doesn't suddenly make u good not to mention u need lots of games to unlock ranked in the first place

Try to make an account with a pro player name. Sometimes they think you are pro so they give you higher starting mmr.

You don't need to create a smurf you subhuman with <50% win rate. You can't fool the system.

Get rich IRL and buy divine account.

buy acc the best way for u there is no shortcut to divine and if u dont play like one u will drop and destroy the games

why u need divine stay where you are, it is less stressful

actually its not less stressful

should try playing in normal skill and compare it to vhs

it is less stressful for normal players, most of you people might have the time to become divine, what you lack is the nerves to endure the masses of account buyers and one sided games and perform above expectations at all times - this is what makes a true divine player

and you are also bad af

should try playing in normal skill and compare it to vhs

You are in normal skill dude... u need a lot of practice to even begin with...
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3736269766 my normal skill game was playing with friends.
I think u ll get whats the idea ... if u are divine and in ns game u ll get 30+ kills every game, and from ur matches i can see that u r struggling even with those ns players.

GIT GUD XD

Play more dota, sleep play dota, eat, play dota, watch dota, eat, sleep, littel walking(but not to much, you don`t have time for that) watch Meric, and othhers you tube dota guide, paly littel more, practise, sleep, eat, and just 6months like taht, and you will be divine, 100kg, and you will get hart attack, but you WILL BE divine!

Divine :)

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Thank you for all the comments btw this account way back last year was VHS its just normal skill right now coz I played with my teamates ..
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/858964597
btw this is my new smurf

ur stats are telling me u have a long way to go

just buy acc dude less time i got legen 3 acc want to buy

you are shit and a smurf wont suddenly make you good. focus on actually improving your game instead of playing for retarded and purposeless numbers and medals.

i see dr.dee and pnoise have good advice LOL
(i was only joking about the p noise advice the dr dee advice is good)

Spam Broodmother. Practice her vs. Ranked Match Making AI Unfair bots until you consistently get 1100+ GPM performances on her. Next, create your smurf and you will get in Very High Skill games vs. Ancient+ players in 5 games.

My Smurf result: https://www.dotabuff.com/players/858453484

Take your time to focus on your issues as a player, I made a smurf to only practice mid, about 50 games of nothing but sf, invoker, and a few other mid heroes. It helped me improve in the sense that I didn’t feel like “if I lost I’d lose mmr” I was able to relax and take time learning the role, where after I was done with my smurf I came back to my main and now feel much more comfortable with playing mid.