There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a girl as you once again post your little Furry meme again. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” furry meme, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on reddit posting about a fucking furry. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Furryfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
let's review todays losses
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2612649185 mid stolen by lina, useless wr pick on offlane, slark farms fucking awfully, lina straight feeds against arc even when i get fb on him
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2613102852 mid stolen by lina, slark with lina feeding tons of absolutely useless deaths where we want to push and they just run on opposite side of map and feed
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2613317436 dumpster enemy storm on lane and go like 8 1, sadly ursa is too busy flaming me and jumping into 4 people with aegis after we die/leave the fight, two times in a row along with void who spends more time with chatting with enemy than playing, missing like 4 chronos during the game
day's summary: +25 after 7 games
GUYS DOTA IS VERY ENJOYABLE TO PLAY DON'T FORGET TO BUY SOME HATS :)))))):):))):)))))))))))))))))))))))
i'm pretty sure that in the games u won ur enemies could write similar stuff about why have they lost
maybe not though, i had days where i got +23 for 1 hour games and then lost 25 pts in 20 min stomps
but then again i had days where i got +75 in 2 hours becuse every game was super easy even without me
illidan? no wrynn killed himself to save the alliance & horde, garrosh died, someones son (I guess u won't know him) died and with him "the light" of exodar
whatever who cares my life doesnt make sense anymore
come half an hour b4 the lecture starts
get denied passage because u came in shorts
go back, change clothes, return
start looking for the lecture hall and fail because there is no logic in hall numbering whatsoever
find it after the lecture should have started
it's empty and no one's in front of it
panic
recheck the schedule
time and place are correct
panic even more
go back to the guys that rekt me because of shorts
they tell me that there are no lectures today and shit starts at 10
SeemsGood
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a girl as you once again post your little Furry meme again. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” furry meme, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on reddit posting about a fucking furry. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Furryfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
xD
hoombal boondal
take mid
lina locks it and picks lina
ez -25
it was shaker + ud and we won that lane except some stupid deaths from lion and slark
as well as mid and top
but who cares lina and slark go alone to enemy jungle and find 4 heroes gee how could that happen xDXDXDXDX
this went on like 5 times and weve lost
let's review todays losses
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2612649185
mid stolen by lina, useless wr pick on offlane, slark farms fucking awfully, lina straight feeds against arc even when i get fb on him
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2613102852
mid stolen by lina, slark with lina feeding tons of absolutely useless deaths where we want to push and they just run on opposite side of map and feed
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2613317436
dumpster enemy storm on lane and go like 8 1, sadly ursa is too busy flaming me and jumping into 4 people with aegis after we die/leave the fight, two times in a row along with void who spends more time with chatting with enemy than playing, missing like 4 chronos during the game
day's summary: +25 after 7 games
GUYS DOTA IS VERY ENJOYABLE TO PLAY DON'T FORGET TO BUY SOME HATS :)))))):):))):)))))))))))))))))))))))
Why are you playing if it isn't enjoyable?
because i hate myself
and i want to git gud.
i'm pretty sure that in the games u won ur enemies could write similar stuff about why have they lost
maybe not though, i had days where i got +23 for 1 hour games and then lost 25 pts in 20 min stomps
but then again i had days where i got +75 in 2 hours becuse every game was super easy even without me
then what's the point of ranked if winning is only based on which team has less ruiners
holy shit this world of warcraft expansion is so sad :'( im crying
yep its too sad feelsarinman im gonna kill myself
Why? Did Illidan die again?
illidan? no wrynn killed himself to save the alliance & horde, garrosh died, someones son (I guess u won't know him) died and with him "the light" of exodar
whatever who cares my life doesnt make sense anymore
@meka mb we can make a suicide pact or something
best xpac finally sylvanas is warchief
?????
get rekt LUL
why does it take 3 hrs to find a dungeon ?
Mekarazium, I have no clue what UE is...
UltraEdit?
Unreal Engine?
Urban Exploration (Kappa)?
when someone linked clq guide to pudge
holy shit this looks so cool PogChamp
our lord and saviour Melody-san
Im fcking done. Can't make her cry.Wasted my time ,could have climb to 4k ( kappa)
Someone birthday is coming up . His name starts with M and his gay
Edit: forgot my lulz
come half an hour b4 the lecture starts
get denied passage because u came in shorts
go back, change clothes, return
start looking for the lecture hall and fail because there is no logic in hall numbering whatsoever
find it after the lecture should have started
it's empty and no one's in front of it
panic
recheck the schedule
time and place are correct
panic even more
go back to the guys that rekt me because of shorts
they tell me that there are no lectures today and shit starts at 10
SeemsGood
xD u cant go to uni in shorts? ROFL wtf is that
i'm going to swim today beacuse i can
Guess. The 3rd hint his turning 21