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    just play fortnite

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      one game enemy carry breaks items 10 mins in
      the next game my carry sells items and goes amulet 10 mins in

      balance in all things :bc_frog:

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        its not fortnite. its still mostly PvE from what I understand, you do see other players occasionally but not throught the entire game.

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          we'll see

          arin

            is arc warden still awful

            i can't seem to win with him even against coordinated ancient stacks

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              secret won with it today. he works in very specific circumstances and there are so many heroes that make him unplayable (mainly PL) that there is almost no situation in which you would say "arc warden is good here"

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                man wisp is actually fucking HARD people say its free pts but every game im struggling to not be a 200 gpm deadweight that gets instadeleted in a fight

                even cookerz method of replay analysis doesnt help

                am i disabled?

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                  though its one thing to play wisp bm offlane with him using salves on u and another to play with people picking skies and pudges into wisp because they think ur heros a wardbitch

                  Shou

                    io isnt the easiest but damn is he good
                    like gorgc walks into a match with 3 wisp spammers on his team, and enemy has first pick so they get the wisp lmao

                    Shou

                      Shou

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                          he is not that easy, but you can still have great impact by playing like shit. spirits are easier to use, tether gives you the same MS as your target and has unlimited duration, overcharge + salve is super cancer in the lane and relocate is obviously very good

                          arin


                            game is unwinnable against this

                            arin

                              just a few games and i get a feeling that dota is nearly unplayable right now

                              it's not about being better or having better draft, it's about picking ridiculous bullshit and trying to win against the enemy team picking some other ridiculous bullshit
                              hero not picked for a while? give him absolutely broken talents to make up for it

                              shoutout to wisp pangolier dw sky, probably zeus and now alche too, more to come i believe

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                                complaining about alchemist is a new low tbh. but i do agree. talents are starting to become the main factor of balance which is fucking garbage. you are supposed to pick the heroes for their abilities but everyone is starting to pick them for their talents now.

                                faw

                                  yeah u just trade bad lanes for bad lanes at this point

                                  im sure playing offlane is the way to go rn, spamming heroes like axe = free mmr

                                  arin

                                    complaining about alchemist is a new low tbh.

                                    that's what i thought too but this guy just throws 600+ dmg nukes every few seconds while being unkillable

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                                      buy spirit vessel

                                      Shou

                                        idk what to tell u, alch has a garbage winrate, and literally every single era of dota has had people screaming bullshit, its really not that imbalanced

                                        Shou

                                          also Loda saying "I will die with Alliance" just fills me with melancholy idk what to do

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                                            Is mirana good or what? I feel like she is garbo but she's been winning from what I have seen

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                                              great i got food poisoning and now i wanna vomit and feel sleepy all the time and barely in condition to prepare for exam

                                              fuck being biological

                                              Väinämöinen

                                                if it smells weird dont eat it

                                                if chicken meat is pink dont eat it.

                                                CONGRATULATIONS, you now wil never get food poisoning

                                                me, government hooker

                                                  https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3934239830

                                                  hello guys yes haha i pick wisp becazuse i am VERY GOOD at dota 2. my teammate picks doom because hes also VERY GOOD at dota 2 and we spend the next 10 minutes together running down a warlock lane because we are VERY GOOD. somehow after destroying 2 lanes we manage to go lategame lol. we cannot leave the base and i die 20 times because i have down syndrome but remember i am VERY GOOD at dota 2 so i press my relocate spell with my other VERY GOOD clinkz teammate and kill t3+rax through backdoor while the other 5 enemy morons spend 2 minutes hitting a 3 sextillion health 50 armor dk on our hg!! hahs VERY GOOD.

                                                  oh did i also mention my VERY GOOD clinkz teammate has a spell that makes him immune to all enemy physical damage for 8.5 seconds with a 6.5 second downtime? icefrog is also VERY GOOD.

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                                                    maybe ure just bad allison

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                                                      Dont eat garbage. We literally eat the intestines of animals here and still no food poisoning

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                                                        thanks i wish i knew that before, now i wont get food posoning ever!

                                                        ywn

                                                          x D

                                                          Yoshi

                                                            oh guys, glad nothing has changed, I'm still the good old bag of garbage, I cant seem to win with UD ever.

                                                            arin

                                                              if it smells weird dont eat it

                                                              if chicken meat is pink dont eat it.

                                                              CONGRATULATIONS, you now wil never get food poisoning


                                                              you can get intestinal flu pretty much randomly you fucking retard

                                                              arin

                                                                you can purchase purging stones from the guy behind bell gargoyles OH WAIT YOU KILLED HIM LUL

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                                                                    Väinämöinen

                                                                      you can purchase purging stones from the guy behind bell gargoyles OH WAIT YOU KILLED HIM LUL

                                                                      not before he parried your ass 2 times and you had to run all the way back up from the bonfire.

                                                                      Oh you let the guy in golden armour live after freein him from his cage?
                                                                      GUESS WHAT: firelink bonfire has gone! enjoy playing until you unlock fast travel smileyface

                                                                      Väinämöinen

                                                                        you can get intestinal flu pretty much randomly you fucking retard

                                                                        if you're a malnourished weakling with vitamin D deficency, i guess that can happen randomly. Or if your diet consists of fastfood and is really unhealthy

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                                                                          ))
                                                                          u ever not get food poisoning just to flex on vit D deficiency ni🅱️🅱️as?

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                                                                              Väinämöinen

                                                                                i gave it another try but i barely can fit in 1 game a day without ruining my workout/cooking/learning etc schedule and im not having fun, even playing with a stack of 4 germans lately is just boring. waste of time game

                                                                                Shou

                                                                                  Then don't play

                                                                                  me, government hooker


                                                                                    king back to the airport

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                                                                                      King back to the bus