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Yoshi

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    DC.MASON

      Väinämöinen

        r/DotA2Request
        Can we add 'Is that balanced?' from Loda to chat wheel?
        u/WubbaLubbaNoobNoob
        I think it will be fun when you die or did something awesome.

        yes i need it

        Väinämöinen

          :(((((((((((((

          DC.MASON

            I realized you could easily beat almost every game with this following trick: all you'd have to do is have more weapons in your arsenal and then take a bad trade so that the enemy thinks he's winning, but then you just use the rest of your arsenal to destroy him in the overall scenario.
            So, for example: what i'd do on 1v1 mid is i'd run at my enemy at lvl 1 when i have more regen, i'd take a bad trade so that he THINKS HE'S WINNING, then i'd drop as low as possible and walk back
            i'd run away with like 50-100 hp while he'd still have like 200-300 hp
            then i'd just pop salve and then VIOLA, they sure won that first trade
            BUT during the rest of the laing phase, i'll have always full HP while they're half hp so they have to play passive.
            because he has no more resources to trade with me(regen, hp, mana etc.)
            You simply can't beat my at my own game, i'll just bait you into thinking you made a good trade, but then you'll just run out of resources to trade and i'll control you for the rest of the game.
            my guidance isn't made for the 90%, it's made for the 1% who are smart enough to play on my level.

            Yoshi

              what happens when he has 2x salve?

              quity

                in that case you'd have bottle or another key item a wave earlier

                one syllable anglo-saxon

                  what about the 9 percent that are left

                  one syllable anglo-saxon

                    actually u can just get 5 salves on ur money thats 2000 HP noone will burn throught that and if they do u just buy more

                    problem, zoning supports?

                    DC.MASON

                      then he buys 3

                      Yoshi

                        muwahaha :D

                        Aimstrong

                          MK mid counters your shitpost salve build

                          faw

                            faw

                              hahaha a friend of mine thought i'd study with him in my city guess he got Jebaited

                              DC.MASON

                                MK mid counters your shitpost salve build

                                but monkey mid counters itself if he's played by you

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                                Desolate

                                  Arin no update mmr in 2k17 LUL

                                  Bungmangler

                                    Anyone want to post some funny memes? I was enjoying the weeb/furry bashing along with political memes.

                                    More funny's the better!

                                    Desolate

                                      Arin ur trick is bad and only it would maybe work if u play sf

                                      update mmr then talk trash :)

                                      faw

                                        Sia

                                          arc warden farm speed kreygasm

                                          faw

                                            what does it mean when a girl on tinder uses the peace handsign in black, although shes white?

                                            DC.MASON

                                              anyone wants to borrow my acc and use some of my weekly tokens
                                              please

                                              faw

                                                and why do women complain when guys write "hey", they literally do the same WEW

                                                one syllable anglo-saxon

                                                  alright ive come to my senses im not using double down ever again

                                                  TripleSteal-

                                                    u can use tokkens during the battlecup

                                                    one syllable anglo-saxon

                                                      what does it have to do with double down

                                                      Sia

                                                        women lul

                                                        Bungmangler

                                                          @ Tinder user

                                                          Women do that stuff because its a double standard.

                                                          faw

                                                            how long till im banned

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                                                            Bungmangler

                                                              banned yet?

                                                              faw

                                                                No I left because there was only 1 person in the chat

                                                                Aimstrong

                                                                  after my letter

                                                                  Aimstrong

                                                                    eating MREs in the field my nibba

                                                                    faw

                                                                      no dogs?

                                                                      Totentanz to The King: M ...

                                                                        German memes WutFace

                                                                        faw

                                                                          its not a meme

                                                                          aimstrong was supposed to guard an airport or sth, and the first pic says there is no reason to be put in another position unless hes sick

                                                                          2nd letter says that he requested being reallocated, and he was permitted to do so

                                                                          faw

                                                                            (army)

                                                                            Jay the Bird

                                                                              hey what's bad about guarding an airport
                                                                              you want a desk job or sth?

                                                                              faw

                                                                                it is a desk job, he just sits there all day

                                                                                Aimstrong

                                                                                  ye it was an IT desk job and now i'll guard tanks outside in the winter rip (thanks/MREguy made me realize)

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                                                                                  one syllable anglo-saxon

                                                                                    is clockwerk mega op or its just me playing vs retards

                                                                                    Yoshi

                                                                                      Hi Yoshi, I see you are finally winning a game huh?

                                                                                      how about we lose your game in the servers and disconnect you?

                                                                                      DC.MASON

                                                                                        ye it was an IT desk job and now i'll guard tanks outside in the winter rip (thanks/MREguy made me realize)

                                                                                        so why did you change

                                                                                        DC.MASON

                                                                                          i think i'd rather break my leg than go to army
                                                                                          thank god that the politicians that came up with bringing the compulsory army service missed me by like 4 years (i dont remember if they succeded or not)
                                                                                          also im nearsighted

                                                                                          Aimstrong

                                                                                            if i break my leg i still have to appear there

                                                                                            DC.MASON

                                                                                              what if you break both legs

                                                                                              faw

                                                                                                whats bad about the army?

                                                                                                id go there 10/10 times if i wasnt able to/wouldnt want to go to uni

                                                                                                Aimstrong

                                                                                                  only reason for not appearing there is if you are laying knocked out in a hospital bed

                                                                                                  faw

                                                                                                    lol

                                                                                                    DC.MASON

                                                                                                      apparently dota now crashes when you kill roshan