Excuse me? My mmr is 5001 and according to dotabuff I am playing at a high mmr and I have a blue star next to my name, so my opinion must be respected and my analysis on the game is legit and I'm going on factual basis. I don't like to kiss ass of any pro without any reason. U have no right to criticize it u bastard.
anw it was a waste of time as i thought, now i played some garbage 3k games on friends acc and nearly killed myself
>so we got this guy one of our friends decided to invite over
>ok.jpg, the more the merrier, hope they'll be a fun person
>we go to pick him up, have to wait 20 mins until he finishes playing dota match he's in, the guy's silent and just sits there in the back of a car not knowing where to put his hands and changing posture every few seconds, his eyes move around erraticaly trying not to focus on anything
>the second we arrive to our place he asks "hey, <places owner>, can i play dota on ur pc?"
>"uhhh, sure"(awkward)
>we're having some smaltalk, drop jokes and poke each other, the guy just sits there silent, the grease on his hair reflecting the light and blinding my right eye
>i try toget him to tell him about himself, "what's your hobby, <name>?"
>"uuhhh... i don't really have any hobbies, i just do... stuff" - apparently all he does is sits in his room and plays dota all day
>we go watch a disney movie togetherm this guy's on the couch next to me, the scent of his poor hygiene ruining the experience
>i thank jesus when halfway through the movie he just snaps and asks the place owner to go play dota on his pc
>"*sigh*, yes, of course you can, <name>"
>throughout the rest of the movie we ocassionally hear him raging and hitting the keyboard angrily
>we finish the movie and go to sleep, the guy's sleeping in the same room with me, there are weird movements where he's sleeping, apparently he can't get comfortable
>after some time it becomes apparent that he's actuallty maturbating thinking no one sees him
>i turn away and just try to fall asleep and get this evening over with and hopefully never see this guy again
i might be a little happier that i have to go out and socialise now
prom monkaS monkaX monkaMega
"the students will meet at 5.30 to discuss certain issues we faced" monkaS monkaX monkaMega
5:30 AM ?
ye ofc, ill wake up in 5h from now to take a shower and put on my suit and hten we will party right after!
greek <3
shut up u tard
do u know math or what 5 hours from now is 3 am
asdasdasasdFSDFWESEDFRG
see u in the morning after ill hopefully get to play dotes on other guys laptop after each of them will go to bed
fight me retard
noob brain
yeah mb i should wake up at 5.30 and tkae a shower hten when i have to be there at 5.30 right? nobo brain
Not gonna lie, this is definitely not me when I'm eating chocolate dicks
no wake up 2 hours and 30 min before so u can shower till ur skin falls off like a snake
prom in the morning OMEGALUL
no but mb it takes some time to get there, to pack all my shit together, to charge all my shit and to take a shit
anyway tis 12h later so who CARES
22:09 - diva of despair: anw im out my escort is waiting 4head
22:09 - diva of despair: see you later
arin arrested monkaS
nice the memes are here
escort??
i can't believe, he is really leaving his house for once PogChamp
IT jokes haHAA
)))))))))))))))))))))
u got a date spunkcchi`?
i still dont get the escort part, did arin decide to sell his virginity to a hooker or what
we dont do dates at prom
but my crush said we will celebrate at prom that we passed our english exams, so i guess sort of (hopefully)
hes meeting with friends apparently i guess one of them drove him there
ur crush = he
not surprised honestly
) ye thats a bit unfortunate, let me edit
PepePls hotsuace PogChamp
Why are there thousands of songs about love and heartbreak but only one song about the boys being back in town?
Discuss.
Greece(Beatces,Summer, etc.) > games but I'm
playinglike o motherfoken retard all day.mega benis
hug me my pousti, no h0m0
i wondered if spunki will get caught on this
apparently not
anw it was a waste of time as i thought, now i played some garbage 3k games on friends acc and nearly killed myself
i hope theyre not planning to continue with this til today's evening
we just talked watched that hawaian disney movie and eventually went to bed
dat wager
Welp
XD
Excuse me? My mmr is 5001 and according to dotabuff I am playing at a high mmr and I have a blue star next to my name, so my opinion must be respected and my analysis on the game is legit and I'm going on factual basis. I don't like to kiss ass of any pro without any reason. U have no right to criticize it u bastard.
>so we got this guy one of our friends decided to invite over
>ok.jpg, the more the merrier, hope they'll be a fun person
>we go to pick him up, have to wait 20 mins until he finishes playing dota match he's in, the guy's silent and just sits there in the back of a car not knowing where to put his hands and changing posture every few seconds, his eyes move around erraticaly trying not to focus on anything
>the second we arrive to our place he asks "hey, <places owner>, can i play dota on ur pc?"
>"uhhh, sure"(awkward)
>we're having some smaltalk, drop jokes and poke each other, the guy just sits there silent, the grease on his hair reflecting the light and blinding my right eye
>i try toget him to tell him about himself, "what's your hobby, <name>?"
>"uuhhh... i don't really have any hobbies, i just do... stuff" - apparently all he does is sits in his room and plays dota all day
>we go watch a disney movie togetherm this guy's on the couch next to me, the scent of his poor hygiene ruining the experience
>i thank jesus when halfway through the movie he just snaps and asks the place owner to go play dota on his pc
>"*sigh*, yes, of course you can, <name>"
>throughout the rest of the movie we ocassionally hear him raging and hitting the keyboard angrily
>we finish the movie and go to sleep, the guy's sleeping in the same room with me, there are weird movements where he's sleeping, apparently he can't get comfortable
>after some time it becomes apparent that he's actuallty maturbating thinking no one sees him
>i turn away and just try to fall asleep and get this evening over with and hopefully never see this guy again
^
arin would never sleep at normal times
btw do one for spunki's prom
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