General DiscussionAyy lmao

holy shit why do i feel dizzy after 1 beer whats wrong with me

mb cuz ure a sissy

man rly i drank 0.5l now i cant concentrate gg end

its cause ure skinny
its the same for me

ok maybe not 0,5l of beer LUL but still i cant drink as much as some of my friends can which are heavier in weight

how much is a bottle of vodka in beers?

Even I can't handle 3 Turkish guys in my team. GG This is literally the only int ranked game I lost.

i have the same after 1 beer im almost drunk and im not skinny

its called getting older

or maybe too much dota and not enough drinking?

ur weight does matter, cause the less fat u have the easier your cells absorb alcohol

actually i might be wrong because cells are filled with water and measurement of drunkness is alcohol in the blood, and as you have less fat your cells absorb more alcohol instead of getting mixed with the blood or wahtever

wrong, your nationality matters
Russians are like Meepo, they have higher drunk resistance

and me ofc, Captain Jack Swallow

my friend said he needs 2 vodka bottles to feel something, but hes like 120 kg or something

i dont even know why he drank with me the last time, it literally had no point for him to drink that bit

or something

vodka usually has ~40% alcohol while most beer have somewhere around 4-6%
not quite sure how 2 bottles are drinkable, i just need 5 shots of absolut to pass out in 10 mins

passing out in 10 min

ye hes so big i cant guess hsi weight sry

i drank ~half a bottle pure vodka and i was so smashed holy shit

apparently i was not able to move properly anymore, although i felt like nothings wrong

ok i wont pass out but still it fucks me up LUL when taking them one after another

man we should do a dotabuff meetup and then get smashed

dotabuff version?

im down

I'm not down, I really don't want to see spunki's face irl
no ty

and he is still not 18 so fuck that

kid

oh shit

wew

u jsut scared im gonna tank more than u 🅱aggot

man if i started playing dota at 18 my life would be ruined now im sure

i started dota at 13

i started playing this shit with 17 and my life is fucked already

^
this young idiot didn't know what was waiting for him smh

I mean at 18 you go to homeparties and take advantage of girls that have their first vodka intoxication and go wild

man its all my mums fault she said "check this game i got a beta key for it looks familiar to sc2 and i thought u might like this"

i proceeded to queue on her pc and then i was stuck

worse than child abuse

not in a rapy way though

at 18 u go home early to grind mmr no?

actually not no, id rather get fcucked by my uncle

than play this game

ye but ure gay

what i cant deny, i cant deny

20:03 - Paco: we spend 4 hours
20:03 - hasj og høykultur: queque?
20:03 - Paco: in queque
20:03 - Paco: to play
20:03 - hasj og høykultur: queue
20:03 - hasj og høykultur: xD
20:03 - hasj og høykultur: ah
20:03 - Paco: que que
20:04 - Paco: hello
20:04 - hasj og høykultur: queue
20:04 - Paco: no
20:04 - Paco: queque
20:04 - hasj og høykultur: queue

holy shit theres one for every hero

https://clyp.it/hdyeg1ur

man d.va was so fun

what i cant deny, i cant deny