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ywn

    while u are completing your silly compendium quests, I am becoming a legend

    faw

      ywn sama dont u dare insult me

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        speaking of compendium quest whys this retarded shivas guard quest the third in the ogre path
        not only shivas aint core on any1 and often purchased by like 5% of heroes its also some stupid amount like 90 seconds

        faw

          doesnt it slow like 5s? u need to use it like 6 times lol

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            i initially thought it was 2 seconds but then i looked up and its 4 seconds

            still u gotta

            1)get it early enough, which is horrible on most heroes
            2)for 3 stars u need to affect 23 heroes with it, which is pretty hard on itself with 35 second cd

            idk the only way to do it and not kys in the process is probably just buy it on enemy fountain as tinker

            faw

              tinker, storm, invoker

              faw

                also dont forget thats some huge ass aoe, if u jump in with storm u should easily hit 3-4 heroes every cast

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                  If they die during the slow it also counts for less duration. Like, just compare it to the Solar Crest quest and you will see why it's dumb.

                  faw

                    yeha, but solar crest quest gives 400, shivas guard 800 poitns

                    faw

                      so to get the same amoutn of pts u only need 30 seconds of slow, which is easily doable on any hero

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                        well yea storm was the 2nd hero i thought about and is the only hero i play that gets shivas but still u wont get until bs+orchid/linkens
                        and i dont wanna play storm because morons get triggered every time when i pick him safelane

                        faw

                          mb u go mid or jungle?

                          bs should take 14 min, orchid say 22, after that u can build shivas

                          or u can skip orchid and go euls/shivas or some similar shit

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                            also dont forget thats some huge ass aoe, if u jump in with storm u should easily hit 3-4 heroes every cast

                            I'm sure this happens every game

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                              and for sure you will have magnus in your team that will rp always 3-4 heroes

                              one syllable anglo-saxon

                                definitely not jungle

                                the main reason i dont go mid is because u have a shit time vs most mids and theres a shorter window for u to farm and more shit going around, i often ended up with 18-19 min bs meanwhile safelane i could easily get sub 15 mins bs even if pressured
                                and now bottle + jungle got nerfed too since the last time i played

                                idk ill probably either bite the bullet and just pick him safelane or go mid until i get a good start and do this fucking quest at last on 1 star so i can at least unlock the other quests

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                                  its not even the quest itself that bugs me but the fact that its in the very beginning of the quest tree

                                  not arin

                                    okay im done
                                    4k is inescapable

                                    not arin

                                      sorry ywn

                                      ywn

                                        u should be able to win with visage, maybe ur not playing it right?

                                        ywn

                                          did u get sehny to coach u?

                                          faw

                                            just play visage mid lmao ez win

                                            tilt enemy mid and go ff in 15

                                            me, government hooker

                                              https://www.twitch.tv/mira
                                              russian asmr kreYGMasm

                                              faw

                                                still dont know what asmr is apart from some gay shit

                                                one syllable anglo-saxon

                                                  asmr is some shit where u get get hard from some girls voice and jerk offf to it basically

                                                  never understood it its super cringy to me

                                                  me, government hooker

                                                    not necessarily no

                                                    me, government hooker

                                                      its just that the asmr 'community' on youtube mainly consists of females trying to do it

                                                      faw

                                                        yeah youtube recommended me some videos where ppl eat chocolate and similar shit lmfao

                                                        although bubus voice is pretty hot, i still dont know how that could get me hard

                                                        me, government hooker

                                                          its supposed to relax u not get u hard

                                                          faw

                                                            so when i had a stressful day i turn on a video of someone eating chocolate and munching into the mic with their ugly face

                                                            god bless technology

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                                                              alison watches mira OMEGALUL

                                                              me, government hooker

                                                                yea idk wtf u watched but apparently this is what it should be

                                                                regardless, youre supposed to feel a tingling sensation on ur skin that moves around on ur body. i know what that feels like but for me it gets triggered at random times and this asmr shit dosnt work

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                                                                me, government hooker

                                                                  miras russian so > stpeach SoBayed

                                                                  not arin

                                                                    u should be able to win with visage, maybe ur not playing it right?
                                                                    did u get sehny to coach u?

                                                                    no, i didnt ask him.
                                                                    just watched some of his broadcasts and got from him the 1 1 3 build

                                                                    just play visage mid lmao ez win
                                                                    tilt enemy mid and go ff in 15

                                                                    i want to play supports
                                                                    and i dont think it helps my case anyhow, i cant outcarry heroes like spectre or slark with a visage
                                                                    retards are just gonna throw as usual but this time we wont have 3 cores that might turn something around but only 2

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                                                                    faw

                                                                      u should consider that u might be one of them sir

                                                                      faw

                                                                        i mean even aimstrong made it to 5k once

                                                                        not arin

                                                                          and that makes me feel defeated even more since everytime i play with aimstrongs mk he plays absolutely awfully
                                                                          cant imagine how he got to 5k playing like that

                                                                          not arin

                                                                            u should consider that u might be one of them sir

                                                                            how do i do that with visage? especially with current retarded comeback mechanics

                                                                            not arin

                                                                              https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3169914381
                                                                              https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3170014419
                                                                              https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3170115557
                                                                              but in the end
                                                                              it doesn't even matter

                                                                              i wish i could say that these games were some special cases and that i'm a retard
                                                                              but every single loss of mine with visage looks like this (except like one or maybe two games where we just got crushed thanks to garbage pick that couldnt do anything before 30th min)

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                                                                              faw

                                                                                play tb/ta/visage/invoker and get mmr

                                                                                try not to play sups, u can sup in higher mmr

                                                                                not arin

                                                                                  i want to do it by playing nothing but supports but i'm losing hope that it's possible

                                                                                  or i'm really just bad? i don't know
                                                                                  how can people solo carry game with supports in high mmrs and im unable to do it in this stupid 4k trench

                                                                                  not arin

                                                                                    https://www.dotabuff.com/players/90373262
                                                                                    this guy did it too, what is it that's so different from us
                                                                                    i mean yeah, i'm by no means 7k but i seriously don't know what more i can do in my games to get to 5k or more

                                                                                    i feel like i've improved a lot yet it doesn't show ANYHOW on my mmr even if i try really hard and don't tilt like now
                                                                                    (or it does, im actually dropping slowly)

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                                                                                    faw

                                                                                      they suck dicks, thats the thing
                                                                                      they give 2 tangos, a sentry and 2 obs, pick something like CM for aura and always have a tp with them, yet only win 60% of their games

                                                                                      u can win 100% on mid tho)

                                                                                      faw

                                                                                        i think supporting in very high mmr is completely different compared to supporting in low mmr

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                                                                                          I made it to 5k like 4 or 5 times with 3 or 4 different heroes

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                                                                                            storm, mk, bear and i think kunkka

                                                                                            not arin

                                                                                              meanwhile

                                                                                              faw

                                                                                                not arin

                                                                                                  they suck dicks, thats the thing
                                                                                                  they give 2 tangos, a sentry and 2 obs, pick something like CM for aura and always have a tp with them, yet only win 60% of their games

                                                                                                  then how am i winning like 50% of my games (less) when doing all this + supporting things that actually help winning the game AND doing the same (bigger) impact than a core would with TD/HD/kills