Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?
A: You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
I DID IT BOYZ
Something is wrong with toplist i should be top 1 but bugg in system
OH AND!
I'm really 6k mmr i just get idiots in team!
Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward?
A: They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing her seat belt .
A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they fucked in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it."
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Ursa
* Earthshock replaced with a skill called Ravagize. Ravagize is an auto-cast that kills Roshan in 5/4/3/2 hits. It has no other function.
A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled." The guy at the desk replies. "It's just regular porn you sick fuck."
^ NO, ITS CUZ HE ALWAYS GETS 4 SEC STUN, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. THATS WHERE HE GOT HES NAME.
Im talking about the part 4
he got name 4 cuz hes team rated him 4 as carry and he always get 4 sec stun with ck
trust me.
Also he ate 4 bananas at ti 4
LOL and DOTA player go to the bar.
DOTA player says 'DOTA > LOL', LOL player can't DENY it.
30 sec ago, I walked to the mid lane, he said: "WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE", so I left
30 sec later, he died mid, pin like mad and cried in public: "SNIPER NOOB GG !"
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I don't have any new joke lol