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General DiscussionLiterally the most awkward game i've ever had

Literally the most awkward game i've ever had in General Discussion
Ples Mercy

    Honestly, i literally cannot believe this.

    I was eating food and thought i might just queue ranked and not give a shit about a loss anyway because i was winning a lot lately but what happened in my last TB game was so weird and hilarious i cannot believe it myself.

    The Story:
    I was queuing and as everyone loaded, the game already started as the most shittier game in history of dota. My team and i didn't want to pick a hero, so we waited until we all lost 50 gold and the first hero got randomed, which was zeus. After that random the enemy Yellow player disconnected the game, so he could reconnect with a new name, that name was something like 'stfu, i'm randoming'. Already at that time i knew, that this game would be very entertaining. So i decided to jungle TB while eating food.

    Our Lineup was:
    Jungle TB
    Solo Safelane Void
    Solo Offlane Lich
    Roaming Bounty
    Zeus mid

    Enemy Lineup was:
    Pa mid
    Solo Offlane Cent
    Roaming Chen
    Jakiro + Storm Safelane

    Zeus fed Fb by not having any map awareness whatsoever, it was like 20 seconds after the horn. Meanwhile i completely failed to jungle properly and had to go back to base several times, i was barely level 6 at around 11mins. The Cent kept on reconnecting with new names to insult his teammates because he was muted. PA mid got destroyed by zeus because the PA somehow thought that a bottle + QB is enough to rek zeus 1v1. The Offlane Lich went for hilaroius items and even solo killed Storm in a 1v2 lane. Not only that, but also decided, that his first item as Storm spirit should be a Bloodstone, cuz you know, getting destroyed by solo lich will make his charges look pretty. After a couple of minutes and prolly one of the most garbage tier and hilarious game ever, a really amazing message came across my screen. I was so confused, that i literally had to doublecheck and even went out of the game to check it, and yes..... The game i thought which should be full of 4,1k players turned out to be slightly higher, as you can see for yourself:
    http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/537381735122917322/7951A3C2E307237CBD874BF045B01D9FF6F220E3/
    http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/537381735122925928/DCE565FDE8647218665F47FD6D11DC5183307A48/

    This shit literally made my day.

    You can download my replay and just keep those 2 pictures in mind, i think you guys might literally start to appreciate your 1-4k bracket.

    Totentanz to The King: M ...

      Top games are crazy lately. I reached 1st while playing playing unranked with Allison wtf.

      [Lk].Zano

        What the hell...I'll definitely download this. I have to see how PA died 14 fucking times.

        Metallicize

          LMAO, izi katka cyka

          Trodlabundin

            Woow, whataplayer

            "eating food"
            hope you weren't eating the entire game, cause that's rather unhealty for you
            [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/aOwSGnr.jpg[/IMG]

            assuming you didn't eat all game, you had some impressing impact.

            Zahard

              dd why so mean

              also i got matched with w33ha today, i couldve gone afk cause we would still win)

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              Coco

                lol lol lol
                people who don't know how to play sniper are bad players
                lol lol lol

                Soultrap

                  ^You must be the worst then.

                  Grom

                    coolio

                    Ples Mercy

                      looks like DD is sad cuz he is very fat. Cmon bruh, don't be ashamed little fatty. Poor child getting bullied at school and now he's raging in forums ;_;

                      But yeah, i ate during the entire game. I'm sure once your diet is over you can eat as much as you want as well!

                      @Allison:
                      Some games really are unlosable :D

                      Welt aus Eis

                        3.5k tower damage TB? cmon blunt l2p

                        Totentanz to The King: M ...

                          http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/28404465 Do I win with this two and a half year game?

                          [Lk].Zano

                            5 different aliases in less than 24 hours. WHY?!

                            Ples Mercy

                              Sam won the TD duel, any1 wanna compete against him?

                              to the alias thing:
                              I tried to let my name stay but people kept fucking dodging me. fRee is literally the only guy that has the balls to play against me as it seems. That's also the reason why i switch servers ;_;

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                              Zahard

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                                Ples Mercy

                                  ʕ ͡·ᴥ ͡· ʔ ʕ ͡·ᴥ ͡· ʔ ʕ ͡·ᴥ ͡· ʔ ʕ ͡·ᴥ ͡· ʔ ʕ ͡·ᴥ ͡· ʔ
                                  Meepwned.

                                  [Lk].Zano

                                    ^ You forgot the 2 Meepo Illusions from Manta, the additional 4 from the double Illusion Rune combo and the allied Morph Meepo illusion.

                                    Metallicize

                                      :DDDD

                                      Ples Mercy

                                        zano you forgot shadow demon Illu.....