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General DiscussionList your Most Triggering statement seen on Dota 2

List your Most Triggering statement seen on Dota 2 in General Discussion
Mostrich

    Picks cm

    CM: Guys, I'm hitter type

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      What is "a hitter type"?

      FleurDeLys

        being herald 1 after 1500+games xD

        Dogwater

          Hitter: SEA for damage dealer from way back in dota 1 days
          Classic hitters:
          Traxxex
          Mortred
          Magina

          Yes I used their names cause thats how these troglodytes call them.

          Mine was:” let’s all solo 2 jungle” and he was dead serious

          Melt

            i think its a rightclick cm
            when i snowball i will buy crystalis on my level 15 maiden, doesnt matter in some games

            i used to tilt when i see jungle firstpicks in my team. thank god thats not happening to me anymore.
            when i see jungling enemy i just walk into his jungle and ward the shit out of it, blocking every single camp

            Dogwater

              What server do you play on melt? Cause we’re on the same bracket but i have junglers every other game pepehands

              Dex

                The guy who created this discussion has less than 100 mmr lol

                lost in the sauce

                  Mid no gank gg

                  Xcell

                    Drafting phase, all your teammates exclude you mark all lane and type "core ty" and they all pick core, leaving you with last pick :D

                    1 mid, 1 carry, 1 offlane, 1 jungle :D

                    And all of them suggest you to pick support :D

                    Clippy

                      "Sorry bud I'm much higher skill than you."

                      Proceeds to finish 3/8/5 with AM.

                      Zemo-san

                        when someone picks a shitty hero for a certain positions and argues with "I watched [insert pro streamer name] who stomped with that hero trust me"

                        then continues to feed and when the time comes to turn the game around these guys are most likely to call gg because they don't know how to play the game without snowballing

                        Lruce Bee

                          When people keep pinging you to buy courier. Why can't both teams have a default courier. Or personal courier like in turbo?

                          LittleFingers

                            "Noob, y no help?" When the guy's TP'ing straight on tower with 3/4 enemies attacking tower.

                            Melt

                              eu west seams to have least trash to me. only a few toxic russians here and there, i dont like those guys' mentality at all.
                              us east is fine, while the ppl over there complain about south american and mexican players, just like russians in eu

                              whenever i queue unranked i get alot of trash tho

                              not arin

                                i thought it say hitler
                                i don't know how that would be triggering though

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                                  When people keep pinging you to buy courier

                                  Why did you come into a state where you start the game without courier?

                                  That's abc of dota, buy a fucking courier
                                  That need to be obvious

                                  ねずみ

                                    "me farm"
                                    ">we need wards"
                                    Enemy midlaner type "?"

                                    Crimson Sky

                                      Most triggering is when your carry dives under their tower with 2+ enemies, dies quickly as expected then spam pings you for not helping him and calls you a noob or says afk jungle and then flames you for the rest of the game. This happens even in normal behaviour bracket.

                                      Also when you're trying to push and win and your other cores are in jungle like "let me finish xxx item" even though it's thousands of gold away and the window of oppurtunity to end is quickly vanishing. (This is why I've been playing luna with decent success as she can practically end the game alone with glaives if she farms well.)

                                      ...Ahh.. the ~2k bracket. :D

                                      Tu tayta

                                        Seeing his other stats, the almost negative MMR seems to be intentional.

                                        casual gamer

                                          That's abc of dota, buy a fucking courier
                                          That need to be obvious

                                          my mid build in low mmr is literally 2x ff tango courier + basic stat item lmao

                                          Yeilow

                                            "Buy Blue Ward"

                                            Fee Too Pee

                                              Huskar no blademail?

                                              Peekaboo

                                                first pick lowest mmr invoker into 3 cores and a techies

                                                Peekaboo

                                                  hiensight -
                                                  Supports that flame mid/offlane for losing instead of helping them win it..

                                                  ButterflyEffect21

                                                    me mid sir ty

                                                    Dogwater

                                                      Trust me I’m pro

                                                      2/12/3 on meepo without counters

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                                                      RibbitZone

                                                        Not really a statement but the people who name themselves "MID ONLY" or "CORE OR THROW" really sets the start of the match in a bad way.

                                                        mlvn Fruits` and Veggies`

                                                          "One of our teammates is toxic so I'm going toxic too".

                                                          Zhn

                                                            AFK farm jungle all game and type "Noob Team" in all chat and then call "GG end fast"

                                                            Lruce Bee

                                                              Why do people assume a certain hero should automatically buy a courier?

                                                              syasya

                                                                I want to lose so let me feed so you will lose cause fvck logic

                                                                Falter

                                                                  When someone first picks a core and says "Pick support ty"
                                                                  Also, ">We Need Wards!" especially when they're too lazy to open the shop and see that observers are out of stock.

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                                                                    Why do people assume a certain hero should automatically buy a courier?

                                                                    Not a certain hero, but someone should, no starting item in the world would be better than a courier
                                                                    That doesn't matter what do you pock, if for some bizarre reason nobody bought a courier, just buy it yourself, your 5 tangoes and clarity aren't nearly as important as a courier which would save you time going to the fountain, nobody wants to go to fountain, it would lose you the lane the fact that you go there

                                                                    Clippy

                                                                      Ah yes, the infamous midlane "?" led to my last abandon.

                                                                      Also it's very annoying when you are the only one on your team with a TP but you are also the only one that does damage, so you are forced to push while you watch a Luna or AM take your racks while every ape on your team is yelling "someone TP"

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                                                                        Sometimes really the enemy writes "?" in all chat and I never understood what it meant

                                                                        Like when I blocked the enemy alchemist from taking the rune with fissure

                                                                        Labdota

                                                                          Carry, mid or I feed.

                                                                          K3gn

                                                                            “I don’t play support, sorry”

                                                                            chicken spook,,,,

                                                                              Dota 2 itself

                                                                              arin


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                                                                                Friendly player

                                                                                  "lol archon mid" says legend1

                                                                                  nr

                                                                                    lol sad <insert hero name here>

                                                                                    Pale Mannie

                                                                                      mid why no gank idiot

                                                                                      when i'm OD or some other farm heavy mid

                                                                                      Dogwater

                                                                                        Earth spirit U R solo supp

                                                                                        Mostrich

                                                                                          People being rude to me cause im 1mmr :(

                                                                                          Its a lifestyle choice... don't hate, appreciate!

                                                                                          Karellen

                                                                                            The waiter says "Say When", grating the parmesan cheese over my pizza. Foolish mistake. Anyone should know that there is no "when". As parmesan fills the restaurant, the pizza only gets better. After only an hour, the restaurants interior its completely filled with parmesan, killing twenty. But the resuraunt is only the beginning. Next the USA will be taken by parmesan, a force stronger than anyone could have anticipated. After that comes the world. Consider this a warning, to get to a foreign planet immediately. At least that will provide temporary safety, until the parmesan rises to mars. At that point, there will be enough cheese on my pizza, and I will be ready to eat.

                                                                                            я педик

                                                                                              My most triggering statement when someone on my team DC and enemy team unpause
                                                                                              I say I'm Gona puck ur mom with my dogs and make her suck my dogs